What a great way to start anything. Seriously, my title tells you about everything you need to know. It tells you that I pwn, and that because I pwn, therefore you can’t pwn. It’s almost like the end of Jason on the Nintendo. When you die, that game didn’t go through all the “Game Over” horseshit, it just came out and said “You and your friends are Dead.” Perfection.

So, Anyways, I’ve decided that I’m going to start a series of me ranting about things that piss me off, because they’re everywhere. Seriously, it’s like God decided the throw a “Let’s see how much we can piss the Guardian off today” party every day. Some people will get offended, but who cares?

First off, my name is YvainxtehxGuardian. I live in Ohio, but I’m not going to tell you where, because some people are weird, and they are dumb. They think that they can just come with some inf and attack my base, but they don’t know that I have 3 Toxin Trackers and a couple RPG’s right around the corner.

I am a musician, politician, and pro gamer. Now, right off the bat, that just tells you that I must be awesome. You’re like “Wow! How can a person pwn at so many things?” I’ll tell you, It’s because I’m awesome. I’m like Chuck Norris, No explanation, just pure pwnage.

Most of the stuff I talk about here will probably be about politics, music, many n00bs I pwned, how huge mah bawls are, and general things that piss me off.

That’s all for now. Too bad, suckers.

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