Insirations posters suck. The End.

Seriously, most of the "inspirational" posters in school aren't even inspirational. For example, there is one in my Math class that is just a poster of a fat-asses Walrus sitting on a rock in the middle of nowhere. No words. Just a stupid picture of an animal that looks and is retarded.

What the fuck is inspiring about a walrus? All it's inspiring me to do is sit on a rock and eat Grippos. Which does sound good, except for the whole thing.

Another great on is one that says:

Top ten Ways to Success:
10. Try
9. Try it a little bit diffrent
8. Try to figure out what is working
7. Try to figure out what isn't working
6. Try it again tomarrow
5. Ask someone who's already done it
4. Some more bullshit
3. Yet more bullshit
2. My bawls are huge
1. Try.

I love number 8. It makes perfect sense, dosen't it? I have a question, if you already know what is working, then you aren't trying, are you? No, I think your sctually already succeding before you can have the prerequests to attain number 8. Fuck 8. 8 Sucks.

And what up with all these posters of people doing stuff that I don't care about anyway? Who cares about some hang glider? He jumped off of a big hill with a big parachute. Congratulations. I don't care.

In other words, inspriational posters suck. The End.

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I go to a Catholic school. It sucks. It sucks ass through a straw. So, I decided that, because it’s Friday, and I don’t have to go to school for Three days, I’m going to tell you what I think about the little n00blets that make up Bishop Watterson.

First off, the Rules. Now, I know that most people don’t like school rules, and some people don’t like rules in general, so I know that most people will just say, “Yea, the rules suck. You want a cookie?” But I feel the need to discuss this, since it’s pretty much why this school is a fist of goatse replaying on a hacked copy of Duke Nukem.
Uniforms. Some people like them. Those are the same people that bend to everything the Government, and the stupid American society asks them to do. The uniforms consist of wearing black pants (embroidered with a stupid “BWHS” logo), a stupid Polyester white shirt, and a “conventional” tie. I don’t know about You, but I hate ties. If I were the President, I wouldn’t even wear a tie.
And why do the pants have to be embroidered? What the fuck is the point in that? Like it’s not enough that your making everyone look the same, but they also have to waste an extra $5 on a pair of pants that I don’t like in the first place. Why can’t we just wear black pants? Isn’t that simpler?
And the white shirt pisses me off to know end. For one, It’s polyester. That’s a dead giveaway that it sucks.
And if your reading this and don’t know what polyester is, then your retarded and should be spending your time dying rather that eating My bandwidth.
Anyways, the shirts. We have to have all the buttons buttoned, including those stupid ones on the collar that make people look like they can’t iron a shirt. I don’t even like wearing Spandex because it’s too tight. Why wouldn’t I want to wear something that’s tight, and not even that stretchy? I guess it’s to make people concentrate on school, rather than clothing, but if I can’t fucking breathe, how the hell am I supposed to concentrate? Who do you think I am, fucking Superman?
On top of that, it’s all way overpriced. Now I know what you’re thinking: He goes to a Catholic school. He can probably afford it. Wrong. My budget consists of a job at Panera, which doesn’t pay for shit. For all of the pricks I have to deal with at the Counter, and all I get is minimum wage? Fuck this.

All right. I’m done ranting for know. More tomarrow.

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Current Music: Slipknot - Iowa

What a great way to start anything. Seriously, my title tells you about everything you need to know. It tells you that I pwn, and that because I pwn, therefore you can’t pwn. It’s almost like the end of Jason on the Nintendo. When you die, that game didn’t go through all the “Game Over” horseshit, it just came out and said “You and your friends are Dead.” Perfection.

So, Anyways, I’ve decided that I’m going to start a series of me ranting about things that piss me off, because they’re everywhere. Seriously, it’s like God decided the throw a “Let’s see how much we can piss the Guardian off today” party every day. Some people will get offended, but who cares?

First off, my name is YvainxtehxGuardian. I live in Ohio, but I’m not going to tell you where, because some people are weird, and they are dumb. They think that they can just come with some inf and attack my base, but they don’t know that I have 3 Toxin Trackers and a couple RPG’s right around the corner.

I am a musician, politician, and pro gamer. Now, right off the bat, that just tells you that I must be awesome. You’re like “Wow! How can a person pwn at so many things?” I’ll tell you, It’s because I’m awesome. I’m like Chuck Norris, No explanation, just pure pwnage.

Most of the stuff I talk about here will probably be about politics, music, many n00bs I pwned, how huge mah bawls are, and general things that piss me off.

That’s all for now. Too bad, suckers.

Tags: pwn n00bs huge bawls balls teh_guardian